Steady-state outbox/inbox volume

Finished my research application. It is due at noon. I should not have procrastinated but I could not muster up the motivation to write the two essays on the last page until the last minute. I let my housemate read it before I send it and she said it was "really good"-so I'm mollified.

Right after I turned it in, I saw this in my inbox:



Tempting.